How Come American's Don't Have Toilet Technology?

One of the most amazingly complicated device in the Japanese bathroom is the toilet seat. Until you've used a nicely warmed toilet seat on a cold day, it probably just sounds like a crazy idea, but in Japan the toilet seats are chock full of gizmos and gadgets:

• Warmers
• Washers
• Dryers
• Noise Makers (so no one can hear the sounds of nature)
• Flush settings (Do you want a little flush or a big flush?)

I think the evolution of toilets in the United States will probably catch up in the future to Japan, but can you imagine what the Japanese toilets might be able to do in the future?